When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

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#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

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Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.