When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.