When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

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#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

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The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

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Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

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Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

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Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

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Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.