When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.