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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”