When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.