When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.