When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

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#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.