When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

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Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

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Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.