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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.
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Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.
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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
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4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.
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Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
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Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.
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Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.
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Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.
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