When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

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#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.