When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.