When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

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Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

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Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

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One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

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Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

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Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

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Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

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What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.