When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

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Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

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Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

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Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

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Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

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Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

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Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

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Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

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Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

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Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.