When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#772

Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.