When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

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#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.