Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

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#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.