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Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

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Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.