Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean. 304 345 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 47% approval (649 votes)
It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.
Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.
According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.