Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

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#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

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Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

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Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

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Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

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Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

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According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

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Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.