Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

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#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.