Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

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#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

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Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.