Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

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#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.