Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean. 304 345 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 47% approval (649 votes)
Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.
It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.