Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

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Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

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Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

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Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

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Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

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Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

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All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

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Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

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Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

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Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.