Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean. 304 345 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 47% approval (649 votes)
According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.
It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.