Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

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#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

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MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.