Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

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#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.