Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

302 344

More Chuck Norris facts

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.