Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

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#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.