Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean. 302 345 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 47% approval (647 votes)
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.