Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

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#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

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Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

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Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

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Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.