Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

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Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.