Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

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#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.