Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#1

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.