Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

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#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

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Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.