Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

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#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.