Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

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#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.