Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

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#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.