Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

279 303

More Chuck Norris facts

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.