Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

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#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.