Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

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#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.