Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

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#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

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Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

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The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

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Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

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Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

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Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

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Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

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Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

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Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

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In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.