Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

279 303

More Chuck Norris facts

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.