Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.