Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.