Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

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How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

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What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

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Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

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Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

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Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.