Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

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#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.