Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"