Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

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#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

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Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

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Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

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Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

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Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

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Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.