Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

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#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.