Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

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#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.