Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

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#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.