Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

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#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#5

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.