Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

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#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

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The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.