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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.
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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.
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Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.
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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".
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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.
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Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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