Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

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#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.