Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return. 266 269 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 50% approval (535 votes)
Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.