Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.