Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

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#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.