Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

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The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.