Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

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#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.