Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.