Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.