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Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.