Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.