Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#5

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.