Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

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Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

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Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.