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Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.
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Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.
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Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).
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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
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Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.
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Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.
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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
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