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Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.
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There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.
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For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.
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Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.
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Chuck Norris can make onions cry.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.
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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.
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Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.
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Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.
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Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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