Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.