Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.