Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

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#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.