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Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.
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Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.
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How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.
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The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.
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A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.
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The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
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Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?
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The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.
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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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