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Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.