Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.