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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.
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Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.
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Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.
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Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.
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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.
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70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.
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