Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.