Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.