Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return. 266 269 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 50% approval (535 votes)
Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.
Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.