The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

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#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.