The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

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#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.