The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"