The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

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#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

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As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.