The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

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#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

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Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.