The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.