The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

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It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

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It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

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Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.