The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.