The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

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Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.