The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

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Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

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The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

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70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.