The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.