The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.