The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

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The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.