Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

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Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

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Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

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When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

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Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

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When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

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The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

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The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.