Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

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#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.