Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

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Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

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It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

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Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

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Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

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Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.