Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.