Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

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#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.