Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

297 320

More Chuck Norris facts

#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.