Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.