Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

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#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.