Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#769

Chuck norris can start a fire with ice cubes

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.