Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.