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Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
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In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
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Chuck Norris can watch the radio.
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Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.
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One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.
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Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.
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Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".
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Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.
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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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