The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist. 334 342 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 49% approval (676 votes)
MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.
It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.
How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.
Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.