The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.