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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

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A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.