The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.