The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.