The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.