The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light