The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.