The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.