The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.