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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

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Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.