The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

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Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

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The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

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Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

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There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.