The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

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#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.