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Roundhouse your way through
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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
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Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.
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A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.
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Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.
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When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.
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Chuck Norris can watch the radio.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.
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Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.
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Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.
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