The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.