The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#772

Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

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In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.