The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

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Chuck Norris can break water in half.

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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

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Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

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Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

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Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

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What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.