The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.