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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.
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What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.
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Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.
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Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.
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Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.
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Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
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Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.
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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.
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