The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.