The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

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Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.