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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.
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Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.
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Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.
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Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.
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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.
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