Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.

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#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.