Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.

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#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.