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Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.

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Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom. Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes. Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants. See Top 100

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