Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.

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#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.