Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.

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#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.