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The class object inherits from Chuck Norris
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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
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Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.
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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
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Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.
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Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.
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For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.
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Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.
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The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
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There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.
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Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.
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Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.
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