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Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.

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Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes. Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants. Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever. When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. See Top 100

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