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Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.
Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.
Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.