Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.

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#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground