Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.

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#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.