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Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.
Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.