Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.