Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.