Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.