Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

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#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#774

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.