Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. 351 304 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 54% approval (655 votes)
Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.
Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.