Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.