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Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.
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Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.
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Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.
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When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
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Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.
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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.
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Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.
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When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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