Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

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Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.