Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.