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Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
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Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.
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Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.
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MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.
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Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.
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The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.
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Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.
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Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.
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Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.
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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.
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Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.
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