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Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

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Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever. Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city. If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period. Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum. In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time. See Top 100

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