Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

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#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.