Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.