Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

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#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#769

Chuck norris can start a fire with ice cubes

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.