When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.