When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

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Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

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If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

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If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

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Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer