When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.