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When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.
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Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.
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Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
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Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.
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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.
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Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.
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Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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