When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.