When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

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Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.