When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

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#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

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Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.