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The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
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In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.
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Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.
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Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.
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