When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

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Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

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Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

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Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

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If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

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The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

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Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

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Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

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Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

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TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

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Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

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Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.