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When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

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Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.