When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.