When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

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#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.