When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.