When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

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#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.