When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.