Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

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#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.