Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.