Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”