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Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.
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Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.
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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can break water in half.
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Chuck Norris can make onions cry.
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Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.
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The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.
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The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.
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If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.
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If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.
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