Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

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#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.