Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.