Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

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The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.