Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#769

Chuck norris can start a fire with ice cubes

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.