Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs. 394 337 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 54% approval (731 votes)
Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.
The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.