Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs. 394 337 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 54% approval (731 votes)
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.
A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.
Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.