Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.