Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.