Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

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#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.