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Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.
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When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.
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Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.
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Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.
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Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
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A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.
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