Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

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If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.