Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

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In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.