Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

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#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#5

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.