Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.