Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs. 394 337 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 54% approval (731 votes)
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.
How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.
Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.