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Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.
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Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.
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A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.
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Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.
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Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
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Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.
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Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.
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Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.
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In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.
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