Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood. 308 369 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 45% approval (677 votes)
It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.