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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.
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Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.
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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
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The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.
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Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
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It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.
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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.
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When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
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