Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood. 305 369 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 45% approval (674 votes)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.