Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

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#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.