Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

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#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

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If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.