Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

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#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

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Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

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Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

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Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

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Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.