Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

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#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.