Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

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#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

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Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

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Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

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Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

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Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

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Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.