Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

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#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.