Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

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#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.