Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

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#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

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When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.