Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

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#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

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The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.