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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.
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Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.
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When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.
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When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.
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Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.
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If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.
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Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.
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