There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live. 379 284 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 57% approval (663 votes)
Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.