There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

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#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.