There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live. 380 283 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 57% approval (663 votes)
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.