There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live. 379 284 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 57% approval (663 votes)
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.