There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live. 379 284 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 57% approval (663 votes)
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.
Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.
Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!
If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?