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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.
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There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
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Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.
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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.
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Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
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If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.
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It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.
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