There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

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#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.