There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

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#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.