There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

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#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.