There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

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#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).