There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.