There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

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#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"