There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.