There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.