There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

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Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

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The class object inherits from Chuck Norris