There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.