There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live. 379 284 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 57% approval (663 votes)
Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.
If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?
In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.