There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

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#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.