There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live. 379 284 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 57% approval (663 votes)
In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.
Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.