Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

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#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

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Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

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Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

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Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

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Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

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Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.