Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#771

Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.