Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

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#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.