Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

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#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

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Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

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Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.