Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

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#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.