Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

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#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

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When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.