Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

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#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.