Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

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#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.