Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

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#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer