Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

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#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

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Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

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If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.