Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.