Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

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#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.