Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

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#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.