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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.
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Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.
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If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?
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MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.
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Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.
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Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.
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All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.
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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.
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