Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

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#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.