Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

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#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.