Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

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#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.