Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

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#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.