Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

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#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#769

Chuck norris can start a fire with ice cubes

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.