Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

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#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.