Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

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#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.