Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.