Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

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#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.