Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

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#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.