Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.