Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line. 278 286 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 49% approval (564 votes)
The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.
How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.
MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.
A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.