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How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.
The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.
Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.