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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

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The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.