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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.
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Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.
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Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.
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Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.
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Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.
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Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
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