Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.