James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

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Chuck norris can start a fire with ice cubes

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.