Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.