Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.