Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

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Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

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Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

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Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

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70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

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Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.