Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

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#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.