Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

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#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.