Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#1

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.