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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.