Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

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#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.