Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

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#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.