Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball. 311 312 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 50% approval (623 votes)
Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.
Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.
If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.