Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

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As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

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How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

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Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

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Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

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Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

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Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

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Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.