Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.