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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
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Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.
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Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.
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Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
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Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.
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Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.
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Chuck Norris remembers the future.
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Chuck Norris can make onions cry.
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Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.
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