Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

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Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

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When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

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Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

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The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

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Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

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Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.