Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.