Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

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#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

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Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

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Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

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Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.