Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

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Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

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When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

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Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

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When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

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They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.