Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

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#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.