Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

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All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.