Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.