Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

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#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.