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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

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Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.