Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.