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More Chuck Norris facts

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

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When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.