Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.