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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.
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'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.
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Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.
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In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.
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A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.
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Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.
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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.
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Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.
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Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.
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