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More Chuck Norris facts

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.