Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.