Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.