Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.