Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.