Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.