Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.