Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

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#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.