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More Chuck Norris facts

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.