Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.