If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.