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If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.
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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
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Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.
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Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.
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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
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China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.
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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.
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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
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How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.
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