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If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.