If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light