If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you. 340 371 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 48% approval (711 votes)
A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.
Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?