If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

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#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.