If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.