If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.