If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.