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Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.
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Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.
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When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".
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Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.
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Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.
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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.
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Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.
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MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).
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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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