If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.