If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.