If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you. 340 371 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 48% approval (711 votes)
Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.
Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.
If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.