If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.