If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

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#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.