If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.