If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

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#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

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Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.