If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.