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If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.
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It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.
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The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.
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Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
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When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.
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Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.
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The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.
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How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.
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In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.
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