Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

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For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

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Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

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Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

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Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

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Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

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Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

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Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

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There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.