Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

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All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

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Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

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President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

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Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

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Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

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Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

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Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

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Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.