Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

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#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.