Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

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Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

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Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

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Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

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Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

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Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

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Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

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Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.