Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

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Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

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Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

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Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

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Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.