Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine. 292 275 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 51% approval (567 votes)
Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.