Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

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#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#773

While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.