Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine. 292 275 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 51% approval (567 votes)
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.
After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.