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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
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Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.
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Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.
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Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.
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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
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