Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine. 292 275 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 51% approval (567 votes)
It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.
Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.
A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.
According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.