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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
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As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."
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It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
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Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.
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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.
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All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.
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Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"
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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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