Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

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There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

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There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

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When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

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Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

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Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".