Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

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#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.