Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

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#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.