Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

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#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.