Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.