Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

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#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.