Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

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Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

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All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

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Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

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Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

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One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

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Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.