Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

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#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).