Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

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#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

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Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.