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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
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When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"
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'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.
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Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.
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July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.
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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
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Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.
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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
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There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.
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Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
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