Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.