Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.