Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.