Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.