Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

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Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().