Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.