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Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.
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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.
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Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.
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Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.
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Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.
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The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.
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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.
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Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.
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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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