Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.