Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.