Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

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The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

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Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

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Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.