Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"