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Roundhouse your way through
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Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.
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It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.
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Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.
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Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.
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When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
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Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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Chuck Norris can make onions cry.
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