Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.