Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.