Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

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If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.