Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.