Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

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Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

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Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.