A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.