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Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.
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Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.
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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).
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Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
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If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.
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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.
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Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
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Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.
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When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.
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