A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.