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More Chuck Norris facts

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.