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Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
#104
A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
#498
MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).
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Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.
#347
Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.
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When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.
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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
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There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.
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Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.
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