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Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.
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It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.
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The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
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Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
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Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".
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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.
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Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.
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Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.
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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
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