A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.