A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.