A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#772

Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.