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Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
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A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
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Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.
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Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.
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In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
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Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.
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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
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The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.
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