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Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.
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There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.
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Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.
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Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
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In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.
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Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.
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There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
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Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.
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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.
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Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.
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