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Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.
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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.
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Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.
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According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.
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Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.
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To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.
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In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.
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The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.
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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
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Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.
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