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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.
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All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.
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Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.
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Chuck Norris voids warranties.
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They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.
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Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.
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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.
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Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.
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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
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Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.
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