A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.