A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite. 288 255 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 53% approval (543 votes)
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.
Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.