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More Chuck Norris facts

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.