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More Chuck Norris facts

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.