Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

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#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.