Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

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#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.