Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.