Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

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#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).