Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

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#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.