Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

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#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.