Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

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#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.