Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

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#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.