Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

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#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.