Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.