Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.