Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

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#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.