Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

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#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.