Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.