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Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.
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It's never a party without Chuck Norris.
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If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
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The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
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Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.
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One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
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Chuck Norris understands women.
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Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.
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Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.
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