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Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.