Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

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#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

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Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

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Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

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Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

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Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.