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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.
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Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.
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For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.
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According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.
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Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.
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Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.
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Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.
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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.
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