Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

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There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

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Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

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If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

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Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

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If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

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Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.