Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

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#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

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Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

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As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.