Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

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Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.