Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

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Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

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Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

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When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

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Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

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There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.