Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

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Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

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Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

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Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

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Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

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Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

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Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

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Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

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Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.