Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

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#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

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There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.