Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

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#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

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The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.