Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

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#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.