Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

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#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.