Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down. 331 277 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 54% approval (608 votes)
It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.
Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.
Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.
While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.
How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.