Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

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#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.