Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

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#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.