Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

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#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

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A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.