Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

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#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.