Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

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#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.