Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

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#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.