Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

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Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.