Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

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#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

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Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.