Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

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#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.