Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#769

Chuck norris can start a fire with ice cubes

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

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Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).