Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.