Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.