Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.