Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.