Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus. 293 305 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 49% approval (598 votes)
Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.
Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.