Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.