Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.