Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.