Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.