Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

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Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

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Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

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When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

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Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

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Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

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Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

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Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

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Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.