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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.