Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.