When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

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#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.