When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

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#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.