When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

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#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

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Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.