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When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".
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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.
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Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.
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Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.
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Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.
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Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
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Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.
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When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
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Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.
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'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.
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Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.
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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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