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When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".
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Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.
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Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.
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Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.
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Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.
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The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.
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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.
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Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.
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Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.
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