When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

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#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

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The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.