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When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".
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Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.
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Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.
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Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
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Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
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Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.
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There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
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One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.
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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.
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Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
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When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
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