When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

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More Chuck Norris facts

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.