When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

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More Chuck Norris facts

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.