When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

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More Chuck Norris facts

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.