When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

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#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.