When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

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#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

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Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

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We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

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Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.