When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

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More Chuck Norris facts

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.