When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

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#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.