When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

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More Chuck Norris facts

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.