When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

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More Chuck Norris facts

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.