When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

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#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.