When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

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#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.