In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

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#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.