In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer. 341 300 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 53% approval (641 votes)
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.