In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer. 340 301 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 53% approval (641 votes)
According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.