In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.