In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.