In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#772

Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.

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Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

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Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.