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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
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What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.
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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.
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Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.
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Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.
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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
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Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.
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When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".
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Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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