In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.