In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

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The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

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Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

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Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

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Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

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Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

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Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

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Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

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The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.