In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

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Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

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Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

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Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

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The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.