In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

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Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

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It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

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Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

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In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

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Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.