Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.