Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.