Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

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If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

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Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.