Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.