Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."