Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.