Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

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#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.