Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.