Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.