Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

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#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.