Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

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#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.