Nothing but Chuck Norris facts!
Random Chuck Norris joke
Top 100 Chuck Norris jokes
Submit facts
Roundhouse your way through
680
unique Chuck Norris facts
Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.
326
333
More Chuck Norris facts
#551
Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.
#595
Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.
#603
Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.
#255
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
#407
Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.
#356
When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.
#21
When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.
#482
When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
#525
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
#349
The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
#578
When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
#598
Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.
Submit a Chuck Norris fact
Submit
Fact submitted