Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.