Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.