Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

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Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

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When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

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The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

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Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

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Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.