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Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

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Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.