Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

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#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.