Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.