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Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.
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70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.
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The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.
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One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.
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Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.
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Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.
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Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.
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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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