Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

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To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

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Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

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It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

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How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.