Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

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Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

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The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

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When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

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In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

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Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

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Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

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Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.