Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

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#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.