Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

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#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.