Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

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#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

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Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

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Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.