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Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
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Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.
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Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.
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They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.
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Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.
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Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.
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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.
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