Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

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#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.