Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

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#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.