Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

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Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

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Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

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Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

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Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

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The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.