Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

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#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.