Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is. 325 260 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 56% approval (585 votes)
Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.
Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.
It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.