Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.