Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

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#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.