Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is. 325 260 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 56% approval (585 votes)
4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.
Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.
Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().