Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.