Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

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#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.