Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.