Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

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#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.