Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

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#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.