Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.