Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.