Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

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#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.