Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.