Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror. 381 316 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 55% approval (697 votes)
Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.
Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.
Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.
Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.
For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.