Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

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#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.