Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.