Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.