The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

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#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"