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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.
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We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
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Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.
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Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
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For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).
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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.
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Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.
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When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.
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Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.
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