The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

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#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.