The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.