The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

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#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.