The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

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#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.