The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.