The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

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#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.