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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.
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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.
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Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.
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Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.
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Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.
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Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.
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Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.
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Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.
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For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).
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