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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
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Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".
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For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.
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In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.
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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.
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Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.
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Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.
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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
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Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.
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Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.
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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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