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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light
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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.
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Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
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Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.
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Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
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The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.
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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.
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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.
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Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.
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