The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

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#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.