The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

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#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.