The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.