The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

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Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

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The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

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Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.