Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

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According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.