The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

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#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.