Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

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#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.