Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

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#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.