Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

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#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.