Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

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#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.