Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.