Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun. 309 334 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 48% approval (643 votes)
Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.
The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.
Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.
Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.