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What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.
For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.
The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.
Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.
If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.