Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

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#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

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Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

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Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.