Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

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#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.