Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun. 308 332 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 48% approval (640 votes)
For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.
Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.
If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.
Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.
Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.