Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

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#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

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Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

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Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.