Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

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#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.