Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

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#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.