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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.
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Chuck Norris remembers the future.
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Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
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Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.
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TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.
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MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.
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Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.
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Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.
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Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
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The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.
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