A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

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#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.