A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

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#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

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Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.