A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

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Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

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Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

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Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

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Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

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A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.