A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

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#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

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Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

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Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.