A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

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#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.