A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

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Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

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70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

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Chuck Norris can taste lies.

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When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

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Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

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The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

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Chuck Norris can swim on land.

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Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.