A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

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#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.