A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

371 283

More Chuck Norris facts

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.