A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

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#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

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Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.