A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

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#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

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Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.