A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

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#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

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In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

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Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.