A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

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#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.