A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

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#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.