A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

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#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.