If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris. 262 276 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 49% approval (538 votes)
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.
The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.