If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

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#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris remembers the future.