If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

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#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.