If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"