If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris. 262 276 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 49% approval (538 votes)
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.