If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

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#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.