If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.