If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.