If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.