If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#771

Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.