If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

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#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"