If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

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The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.