If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

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#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.