If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

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Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.