If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.