If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#772

Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.