Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.