Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

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#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".