Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

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#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.