Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

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#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.