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Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
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When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.
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July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.
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Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.
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Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".
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The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.
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Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
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When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.
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