Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

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Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

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Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.