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Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

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July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not. In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man. When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon. Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door. Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent. Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him. See Top 100

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