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Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
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Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.
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Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.
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As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"
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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.
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TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.
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The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.
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Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.
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