Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

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#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.