Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.