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Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.
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Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.
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Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.
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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.
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Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.
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Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.
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Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.
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