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Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
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Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.
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Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.
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For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.
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Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.
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President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.
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Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.
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No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.
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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.
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