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Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
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They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.
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Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.
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Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.
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Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
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Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.
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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.
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The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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