Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

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#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#773

While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.