Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

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#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.