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Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.
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Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.
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China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.
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Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.
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Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.
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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.
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The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.
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Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.
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Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.
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