Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

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#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.