Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

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Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

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Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

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Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

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Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

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Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

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The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

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Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

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How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.