Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.