Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

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#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

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One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.