Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

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#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.