Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason. 298 306 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 49% approval (604 votes)
Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.
The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.