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Roundhouse your way through
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Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.
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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.
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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
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Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.
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It's never a party without Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
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In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?
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The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.
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A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.
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