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Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.
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Chuck norris can start a fire with ice cubes
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Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.
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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
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When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.
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Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.
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In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.
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