Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

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#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.