Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

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#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#773

While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!