Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason. 298 306 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 49% approval (604 votes)
It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.
Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.
Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.