Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

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#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.