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Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.
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Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.
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It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.
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Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
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Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.
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Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.
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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.
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Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.
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Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.
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