Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

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#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

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Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.