Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.