Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

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#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.