Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

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#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.