Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

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#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.