Chuck Norris understands women.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.