Chuck Norris understands women.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.