Chuck Norris understands women.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

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Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

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Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

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Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.