Chuck Norris understands women.

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#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.