Chuck Norris understands women.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.