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Chuck Norris understands women.

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When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.