Chuck Norris understands women.

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#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.