Chuck Norris understands women.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.