Chuck Norris understands women.

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#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.