Chuck Norris understands women.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.