Chuck Norris understands women.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.