Chuck Norris understands women.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.