Chuck Norris understands women.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.