Chuck Norris understands women.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.