Chuck Norris understands women.

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#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.