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Chuck Norris understands women.

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Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.