Chuck Norris understands women.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.