Chuck Norris understands women.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.