Chuck Norris understands women.

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#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".