Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

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#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.