Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

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#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.