Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.