Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.