Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.