Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

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#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.