Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.