Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

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#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.