Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

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Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.