Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

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#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#5

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.