Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

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#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.