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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
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If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.
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For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.
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Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.
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One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.
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Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.
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Chuck Norris can taste lies.
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.
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Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.
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Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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