Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.