Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

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#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#773

While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.