Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.