Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

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#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.