Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.