Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

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#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#772

Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.