When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.