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When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

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There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.