When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.