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When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

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There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.