When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.