When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.