When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.