When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

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#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.