When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.