When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

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#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.