When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

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#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.