When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.