When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

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#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.