When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders. 329 270 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 55% approval (599 votes)
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.