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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.
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If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
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Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
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It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.
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One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.
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Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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