When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.