When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders. 330 269 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 55% approval (599 votes)
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.
In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.