When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders. 329 270 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 55% approval (599 votes)
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.