When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.