When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.