When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

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#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.