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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.
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Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.
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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
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The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.
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For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.
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