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Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.
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If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
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The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.
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Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.
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Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.
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Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.
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There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.
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