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The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.
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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
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Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.
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Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
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If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.
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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
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The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.
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