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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.
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Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.
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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.
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Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.
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Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.
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Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
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Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.
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There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
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Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.
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