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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.
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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.
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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
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The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.
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Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”
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