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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.
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One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.
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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.
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Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.
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Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.
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Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.
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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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