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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.
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Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.
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70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.
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The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.
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Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.
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