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How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
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Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".
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Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.
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Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.
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When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
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Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.
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Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.
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Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.
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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.
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