Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

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#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.