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Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".
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The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.
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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.
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Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.
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Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.
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Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.
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Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.
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Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.
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Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.
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