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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.
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Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.
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Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.
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Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.
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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
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Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.
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Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.
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Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.
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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
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