Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

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#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.