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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.
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All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.
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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
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Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
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Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.
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Chuck Norris can swim on land.
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