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Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.
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When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.
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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.
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Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.
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Chuck Norris can swim on land.
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Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!
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Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.
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July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.
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When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.
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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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