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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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Chuck Norris remembers the future.
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Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.
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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
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Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.
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