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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.
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The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.
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Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.
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It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
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Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.
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When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
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Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.
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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.
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