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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.
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For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.
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Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.
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Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.
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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.
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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
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Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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