Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

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#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.