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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed. The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears. Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol. Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat. Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people. See Top 100

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