Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

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#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.