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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.
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A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.
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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.
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Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
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Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
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Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.
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Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.
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Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.
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Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.
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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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