Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

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#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.