Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

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#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.