Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

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#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.