Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

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#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.