Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

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Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

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Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

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Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

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Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

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Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.