Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

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#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

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In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

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Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

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Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.