Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

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#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.