Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

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#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.