Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

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#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.