It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#773

While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.