It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.