It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

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#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

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Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.