It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

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Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.