Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

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The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.