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It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

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There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.