It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

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#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

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Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!

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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

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Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.