It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.