It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.