It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.