Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

52% approval (601 votes)

Related Chuck Norris Facts

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.