It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#771

Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.