It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.