It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.