It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

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Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

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Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

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The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.