Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.