It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.