It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.