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Chuck Norris understands women.
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If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.
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Chuck Norris can make onions cry.
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There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.
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Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.
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Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.
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With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.
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Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.
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Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.
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