Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

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#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#769

Chuck norris can start a fire with ice cubes