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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.
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Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.
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Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.
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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.
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Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.
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While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.
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Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.
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One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.
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Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.
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