Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

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#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.