Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

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#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.