Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.