Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.