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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.
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Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
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There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.
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Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.
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Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.
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Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.
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Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.
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