Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#1

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.