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There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.
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Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.
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When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.
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Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.
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Chuck Norris understands women.
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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.
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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.
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Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.
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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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