Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.