Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.