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The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.
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The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!
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In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.
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Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.
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There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.
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The class object inherits from Chuck Norris
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.
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Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.
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The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.
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Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".
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Chuck Norris can watch the radio.
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