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When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.
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In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.
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Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.
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The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.
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Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.
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Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.
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Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.
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Chuck Norris can make onions cry.
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Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.
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No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.
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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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