Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

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#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.