Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.