Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.