Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.