If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

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#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

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The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.