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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"
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Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.
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Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.
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Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.
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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.
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One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
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The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.
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It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.
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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.
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