If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

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#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.