If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.