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If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.