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It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.
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Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.
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Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.
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Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.
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Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.
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