Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

51% approval (558 votes)

Related Chuck Norris Facts

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.