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If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

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It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.