If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.