If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

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#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.