If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.