If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris. 282 276 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 51% approval (558 votes)
In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.
Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.
If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.