If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

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Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

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Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

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Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

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Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.