If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

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#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#769

Chuck norris can start a fire with ice cubes

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.