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If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

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Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.