If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

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#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light