If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.