If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

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#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#5

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.