If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.