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Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.
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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
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Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.
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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.
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The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.
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Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.
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