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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.
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Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.
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Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
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Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.
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Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.
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