If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

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#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.