If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris. 282 276 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 51% approval (558 votes)
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.