Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

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There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."