If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"