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If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

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There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.