If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.