Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

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#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.