Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.