Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.