Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.