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To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.
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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.
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Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.
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Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.
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Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.
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Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
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Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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