Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.