Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

259 344

More Chuck Norris facts

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.