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Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.
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Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.
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Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.
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The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.
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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.
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Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.
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There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.
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Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.
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