Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

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#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

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The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

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Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

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All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

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Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.