Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.