Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.