Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.