Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.