Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.