Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

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#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.