Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

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#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.