Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

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#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.