Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.