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Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.
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Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
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When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.
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Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.
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If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?
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Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
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Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?
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Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".
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Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
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Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.
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Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.
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Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.
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