Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

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#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#5

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.