Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

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#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.