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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
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Chuck Norris can break water in half.
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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
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Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.
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Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.
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Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.
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