Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.