Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood. 350 316 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 53% approval (666 votes)
Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”
Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".
When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.