Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.