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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.
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The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.
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Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.
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Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.
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Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.
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It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.
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Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.
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Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.
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Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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