Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

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There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.