Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

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#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.