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Roundhouse your way through
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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
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Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.
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Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.
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Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.
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Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.
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Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!
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Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.
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There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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