Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.