Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

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#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.