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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
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Chuck Norris can watch the radio.
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Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.
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Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer
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Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.
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Chuck Norris understands women.
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Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.
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Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.
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Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.
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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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