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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.
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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.
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Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.
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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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