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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

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Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.