Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.