Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.