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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.
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Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.
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Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.
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Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.
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That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.
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Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
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Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.
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