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Roundhouse your way through
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
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Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.
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Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.
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Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.
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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
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Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.
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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
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Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.
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