Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.