Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.