Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.