Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

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#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.