Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

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#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.