Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.