When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.