When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.