When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.