When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.