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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
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Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
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Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.
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The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.
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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.
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Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
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Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.
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