When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.