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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.
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Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.
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MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).
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Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.
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Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.
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Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.
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Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.
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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
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The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.
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Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!
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