When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.