When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.