When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

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Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.