When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.