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Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.
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What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
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When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.
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Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.
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No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.
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Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.
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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.
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