Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday. 345 343 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 50% approval (688 votes)
Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.
A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.