Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

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#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.