Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday. 345 343 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 50% approval (688 votes)
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.
A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.