Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.