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Roundhouse your way through
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Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
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Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.
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Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.
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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
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Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.
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Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.
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Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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