Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

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#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.