Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.